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how to build a man

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this is how you build a man
(you cannot build a woman,
as they are tricky and build themselves.)

you must first glut yourself on motherlove.
know that motherlove is deep and dangerous,
and if you think it too risky, wine will do.
(if you have a good source of motherlove, sell it.
then you'll have no need to build a man.)

drink until you swell and belch.
then eat --
olives and oranges and day-old lamb,
pomegranate seeds (save a few).
fennel and parsley will clear your head.

when you cannot take another bite,
take two and three and stop.
now you can build a man,
one that will last, listen
love and never lose a thing.

these are certain objects novices use:
beewax, dog bones, rose petals and moonblood.
these are not reliable.
(those men are delicate and overwrought
and will melt if left in the car.)

beg a barber for a bag of hair
buy an old leather coat.
break the wineglass, sticky with juice
the plate and pomegranates.
bury this in a pinewood box.

a real man does not require spells or potions,
just time to ferment and cook.
you may season him with music or literature,
always just to taste.
too much will never do.

with three days and a name,
you will have your man.
give him a strong name, tell it to him often.
in the beginning, they're quick to forget.
and wander, and roam, and swoon.

if you ever need to get rid of a man
simply call him by another name,
and he will disappear.
(the pinebox will have your coat
your wineglass
your plate and your bag of hair.)
i am pretty wretched at poetry, so i believe i will claim that this one wrote itself.

(more or less, it did.)
© 2007 - 2024 albern
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Kelko's avatar
I don't quite know what to say about this,

I love it though. It makes this task- that anyone would think a heavy and near impossible one- seem trivial through the silliness. Though it doesn't come off silly in the least bit. It flows nicely and I was sucked in by a voice that I immediatly imagined. It's really fun and has an almost magic feeling to it.

And you say you're wretched at poetry, this is wonderful!